Alarm Call

My personal alam clock - the missus - woke me this morning with the alarming news that "they have made sperm".

"Who have?" I asked.

"Someone in Newcastle."

'Big deal' I thought, 'I make sperm all the time.'

I didn't get time to say this because piglet burst in and started telling me about ducks and sausages.

No doubt the Labour party will be delighted at this step that brings cloning one stage closer - and explains why they are so in favour of the euthanasia program lurking behind 'a woman's right to choose.' - as it will mean in they can clone their MP's in future and use an army of super sheep to make sure they get elected.

peace:)